• Front view of a natural serpentine peeing frog statue displaying a funny wide eyed toad standing upright in a hilarious pose
  • Angled side view of a whimsical serpentine stone manneken pis toad carving showcasing its funny posture on a black background
  • Full side profile view of a goofy serpentine peeing toad sculpture showing its smooth polished green yellow mineral texture
  • Hand holding a six centimeter funny peeing frog meme figurine to show the actual size scale for crystal wholesale buyers
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Gem's Twinkle

Natural Serpentine Peeing Frog Statue Whimsical Manneken Pis Toad Carving Goofy Bathroom Decor Funny Gag Gift Figurine

Natural Serpentine Peeing Frog Statue Whimsical Manneken Pis Toad Carving Goofy Bathroom Decor Funny Gag Gift Figurine

$15.00 USD
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✦ Flexible $100 USD MOQ | Mix & Match All Styles
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Inject some viral humor and unadulterated charm into your inventory with our Hand-Carved Natural Serpentine "Peeing Frog" Statue. Inspired by the classic "Manneken Pis" silhouette, this hilariously expressive toad is a high-turnover favorite for customers who love frogcore, goblincore, and meme-inspired gifts.

Each 6cm figure is masterfully sculpted from genuine earth-mined Serpentine. Whether placed on a bathroom vanity, an office desk, or added to a novelty gift collection, this cheeky amphibian is guaranteed to grab attention. Available under our flexible $100 low MOQ wholesale policy, it’s the perfect addition to your shop’s unique crystal lineup.

📊 Product Specifications

Mineral Type 100% Genuine Natural Serpentine
Treatment Status [100% Guaranteed] Natural & Completely Untreated
Carving Theme "Manneken Pis" Style Peeing Frog / Goofy Meme Decor
Dimensions Height: Approx. 6 cm / 2.4 inches
Wholesale Standard Low $100 Mix-and-Match Store Minimum
Finish & Texture Smooth semi-gloss polish, emphasizing the playful, expressive posture

✨ Whimsical Aesthetics & Raw Mineral Value

These Serpentine figures blend quality crystal craftsmanship with modern humor:

  • Authentic Character: Hand-carved to feature the distinct, cheeky "Manneken Pis" pose that delights customers instantly.
  • Rich Mineral Tones: Natural olive-green and lime gradients provide an earthy, high-quality look that balances the funny design.
  • Viral Appeal: Perfectly positioned for social media marketing, white elephant exchanges, and "funny office desk" gift trends.
🌍 Gem's Twinkle Sourcing Transparency Pledge:
To protect your retail business reputation, we strictly adhere to International Gemological Standards (GIA & CIBJO). We guarantee 100% honesty regarding material treatments:
  • [Natural] = Earth-mined, zero treatments. Completely raw.
  • [Physical Enhanced] = Industry-accepted stable processes used to bring out deep mineral shades. Safe, permanent & 100% chemical-free.
  • [Color-Dyed] = Artificially color-treated. We always mandatory tag "Dyed" in the product title for full disclosure.

*Live Inventory Inspection: Want to hand-pick the exact playful energy and patterns for your crystal boutique store display? Feel free to contact our team via WhatsApp/Line to look through our current stock before dispatch!

Care

Serpentine is an organic natural gemstone with a Mohs hardness rating between 3 and 5 Handle this detailed peeing frog carving with care to avoid scratching its animated standing legs Clean gently using a soft dry microfiber cloth Avoid harsh bathroom chemical cleaners or prolonged soaking in water to keep the stone beautiful mossy finish

Shipping

🌟 DDP Shipping (Duties & Taxes Included) All import duties and taxes are prepaid — no surprise charges upon delivery.

⏱ Processing Time Orders are processed within 1–2 business days after your 1-on-1 video confirmation is approved.

📦 Estimated Delivery Japan & South Korea: 4–7 days | US, UK, Europe & Australia: 7–12 days | Rest of World: 10–18 business days.

📬 Order Tracking A tracking number will be sent to your email or WhatsApp once your order is dispatched.

FAQ

✨ Flexible $100 MOQ & Video Check: Mix & match any crystals across our site. Message us on WhatsApp/E-mail/Line with your Order Number to approve HD videos of your exact stones before shipping.

✈️ Hassle-Free DDP Shipping: Customs fees, duties, and taxes are 100% prepaid by us via YunExpress. Delivered in 4–12 business days. Shipping honestly calculated by actual weight.

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💎 Understanding Our Quality Grades:To better serve different business scales, we sort our gemstone strands into two distinct quality tiers. Please select your ideal variant from the dropdown menu above:
Standard Grade (Factory-Direct Sourcing): Sourced directly from first-hand manufacturing lines for ultimate cost-effectiveness. Highly recommended for commercial production and high-volume brands. *Please Note: As an un-sorted factory run, these strands may contain natural internal ice cracks (frozen fractures), dense white cotton/veining, slight variations in color tone/shading, or minor surface polishing blemishes on occasional beads.
Premium Grade (Hand-Selected): Undergoes a strict secondary manual sorting process by our team. We 100% filter out and remove beads with heavy surface cracks, deep nicks, or noticeable shaping defects. This grade delivers a flawless visual appearance and premium feel, ideal for high-end boutique designers and Etsy artisan shops.

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⚠️ DISCLAIMER

This piece is crafted with love as a beautiful decorative accessory—designed to bring joy, mindfulness, and a touch of beauty to your everyday moments.

✨ With care & transparency: Our jewelry celebrates aesthetic beauty and cultural appreciation. While many find comfort and meaning in these traditions, we want you to know that any references to healing, chakras, or spiritual properties are rooted in cultural heritage—not medical science. We make no health claims, and results are never guaranteed.

Your wellbeing matters deeply to us. If you have any health concerns, we always encourage you to speak with a qualified healthcare professional.

Thank you for trusting us with your story—we’re truly grateful to walk this path with you. 💜